it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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