what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Randomize
