i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I stole a fireplace last night.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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