Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
farters have to be the big spoon...
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
