I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
ttyl tear gas
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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