Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
4 words: hood of his car
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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