Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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