She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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