Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
You just made me feel so damn special
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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