In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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