So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i may or may not be watching the land before time
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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