Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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