How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You were trust falling into bushes
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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