I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
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It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
tell me about the fingering
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