I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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