she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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