Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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