A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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