my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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