Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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