There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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