She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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