Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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