Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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