its not stalking. its research.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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