just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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