have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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