If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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