So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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