Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".