Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
MIDGETS
????
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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