he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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