he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
tell me about the fingering
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