i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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