Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Just puked most of my soul out..
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