Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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