Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
handjob tips. give me some.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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