why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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