Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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