all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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