it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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