Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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