I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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