Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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