no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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