He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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