so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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