Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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