batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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