Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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