I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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