Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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