don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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