UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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