I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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