I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I am naked and annoyed.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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